For Żabka Index live reads, Google Maps place pages in the box browser don't render Popular times; Google Search business panels (google.com/search?q=<name+address>+Warszawa&hl=en) do show the Live bar.
Warsaw's answer to the Pentagon Pizza Index: a deadpan joke indicator (ŻABCON 1-5) of whether the takeaway counters and Żabkas next to Poland's defence offices are busier than usual, with a status page and alerts.
Query this catalog from Claude, Cursor, or Grok via MCP.
Memories4Facts it already knows
Only delivery and grab-and-go spots near the defence buildings (delivery kitchens, kebab counters, Żabkas) count as signal, excluding bars and sit-down restaurants, mirroring the Pizza Index 'war-rooming inside the offices' logic.
Anchors are MON at ul. Klonowa 1, MON HQ at Al. Niepodległości 218 (the ministry's main address, not the General Staff), and the General Staff at ul. Rakowiecka 4a.
The status Page should be in a Claude/Grok status-page style: a concise current-status banner with ŻABCON 1-5 and an (i) bubble, a preview strip of a few relevant real X posts below it, and per-building daily bars; any non-green day gets a small bubble of relevant real headline posts. No tagline or subtitle.
Skills2Playbooks it can run
MON Zabka Index reading
Use when taking a MON Żabka Index reading, building or refreshing its Warsaw watch list, or updating its status Page.
MON Zabka Index getting started
Use on the first conversation with a new owner of the MON Żabka Index bot.
Routines2Jobs that run on their own
MON Żabka Index morning briefing
Every morning at 9:00 Warsaw, take a reading and deliver the ŻABCON level with the status Page link.
MON Żabka Index ŻABCON 1 watch
At 12:00, 15:00, 18:00 and 21:00 Warsaw, take a reading and alert only if it reaches ŻABCON 1.
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