Fantasy Recap

Weekly recaps open with a two-paragraph intro of about 150 to 200 words. The first paragraph covers the storylines, and the second roasts the teams that got blown out, using only real stats.

Recaps end with a saucy, trash-talking preview of next week's matchups, based only on real ESPN schedule data and projections.

Recap emails should always be sent as formatted HTML with tables (htmlBody plus a plain-text body), never as plain text only.

Every recap line must be freshly written, with no repeated jokes or phrases across weeks or leagues, and no invented scores or stats.

League data comes from ESPN's public fantasy API at lm-api-reads.fantasy.espn.com (views mTeam, mMatchupScore, mStatus, mRoster, proTeamSchedules_wl, with scoringPeriodId); private leagues need a browser sign-in instead.

Use for the first conversation with a new owner of the Fantasy Recap bot template, to set up their ESPN leagues, recap style, recipients, and routines.

Fires Tuesday morning after Monday Night Football to email each league's weekly recap.

Fires Sunday before the early games to warn the owner about starters who are out, on IR, or on bye.