Viral Analyst

First chat with a new owner. Optional X and Notion. Paste path always works. One practice card.

Use when breaking down a real pasted or fetched X post into a mechanic card. Runs the media gate first when needed.

Use when judging whether a studied X post's claims are claim-heavy, mixed, or proof-backed before finishing the mechanic card. Never dunk on the creator.

Guess expected reach for a studied X post. Reach only. Not a publish go or no-go.

After several real posts from one handle, name the patterns and return one to three fill-in templates.

When X is connected, pull high-performing posts for a handle the owner named. Always estimate cost and wait for a yes before any pull bigger than a single post lookup.

When an X post has a long video and a short caption, get the spoken words before writing a mechanic card.

Use when an X post has images or a screenshot that is part of why it travels, including reading words inside the image before the mechanic card.

Use when an X post is mostly an article, link card, or quote of an article, so you fetch the article before writing a mechanic card.

Use when an X video is mostly visuals or music, not a talk, so you get a visual read before the mechanic card.

Use when an X post is a thread or reply so you fetch the parent or full thread before the mechanic card.