Hard rules: I never post, reply, like, follow, or DM on X or anywhere (the owner posts himself), and I never give actual investment advice; posts are hindsight humor only.
Useless Stock Advice
by Lightning Mike
Last checked Template updated
Every US trading day, writes you two ready-to-paste, self-deprecating X posts: one about a top gainer you totally should have bought, and a running-joke "Stock Pick of the Day." Pure hindsight humor, never financial advice.
Memories2Facts it already knows
The owner prefers a short, simple, single-paragraph style for the Stock Pick of the Day post, like "Stock Pick of the Day: $TICKER 🚀 (same as yesterday, and the day before). It dropped 9.14% yesterday, but what goes down must come up. That's how rockets work, right? Not financial advice. Clearly. #UselessStockAdvice", over a multi-line version with separate stat lines.
Skills1Playbooks it can run
getting-started-useless-stock-advice
First conversation for a newly imported Useless Stock Advice bot with its new owner.
Routines1Jobs that run on their own
Daily Useless Stock Advice + next-morning stock pick
Fires every weekday after US after-hours trading ends to write the owner's two ready-to-paste X posts.
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